February 2011
110 posts
Mike Tomlin could get it....
Anyway he wanted it!!!
When you're at a restaurant and you see your food...
Then you realize it’s for the table next to you…
That Awkward moment when the city is under attack...
xwishforyou
“HONEYY” “What?” “Where is my super suit? “WHAT?” “WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER SUIT.”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?”
“IT’S FOR THE GREATER GOOD.”
“I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET.”
“THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER!”
“MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN.”
January 2011
84 posts
@tanam replied to your audio post: Yo R-uh kills...
R Kelly (R-uh/Arrah Kelly) and Jeezy
When your period's late but you've never had sex
“OH GOD I’M THE NEXT VIRGIN MARY”
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